Wandering Thoughts

April 4, 2013

Avoid like the plague

Filed under: Ramblings and Musings — terence @ 8:28 am
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Reasons why you should buy Telstra Elite Pre-Paid Mobile Broadband:

1. You are a masochist and enjoy suffering.
2. You are an internationalist and enjoy long pointless conversations with call centre workers in other countries.
3. You are a communist and wish to hasten the demise of capitalism by supporting a company that routinely shafts its customers by doing its best to artificially foster a natural monopoly while at the same time not actually providing the services it claims to provide.
4. You feel sorry for stratospherically wealthy white men and seek to donate money to them even if they don’t provide the services they claim to.
5. You are a creature from a distant dimension, living under the depths of the deepest sea. You despise light, love and humanity.
6. You are not sure about communism but have read Slavoj Žižek and like the idea of ‘heightening the contradictions’ even if it happens at your own expense.
7. You don’t like the internet and did not want to use it anyhow.

Reasons why you should not purchase Telstra Elite Pre-Paid Mobile Broadband services:

1. You live in Australia and wish to use the internet.

2 Comments »

  1. 8.

    you’ve lived in the Solomons most of your digital life, and anything less than AUD110 per gig – for a connection that drops off at will, and makes OZ dialup look like lightning – feels like digital manna from heaven…

    Comment by proughaniki — April 8, 2013 @ 1:39 am

  2. :)

    Comment by terence — April 8, 2013 @ 9:48 am


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